{Review} Dirty Uncle by Alexa Riley and Jess Kane

Title: Dirty Uncle
Author: Alexa Riley and Jessa Kane
Publication Date: December 22, 2017
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Erotic Romance

Rex spends a lot of time on king crab fishing boats. So much time that he can’t remember the last time he felt the warmth of a woman. So when his barely legal, half-naked niece lands in his lap, he can’t seem to control himself.

Clara is old enough to make her own decisions, and she’s decided she wants her step-uncle Rex. He’s big and dirty, but tell that to her aching body.

Warning: When Jessa and Alexa team up you know it’s going to be terrible. Turn down the lights and grab some fresh batteries. This one is straight filth!

What we liked

♥ Y'all already know our love all things Alexa Riley, but this one has a collab with Jessa Kane, and we are digging it. This creative and dirty-minded threesome created something filthy.

♥ Alexa Riley's signature kinks we love so much.

♥ Step-uncle / roleplay taboo trope.

♥ Public sex.

♥ Butt stuff. Out in public. On the hood of her car. He took that cherry first (spoiler alert).

♥ The h is the soft balm to the H's hardness (no pun intended).

♥ Features an h who isn't perfect/flawless.

♥ Foreplay and sex on the recliner in the cabin. With his two friends snoozing on the couch several feet away. Wow. They got guts.

What we didn't

• The "I just want to rape your throat" line was completely not necessary. Not to mention not sexy.
• The h really didn't know she needed glasses until the H pointed it out to her?
• "...little girl pussy" that is actually part of the quote. Sure they're only role-playing, but it was cringey as f*ck.
• Did the h really give the H a bj hours after taking her virginity without washing up first? We really hoped he washed first. Don't ask why this bothers us so much.
• Even though it's a step uncle-neice story, it got confusing when she called his "daddy" so much. It was easy to forget it's an uncle kink story and not a daddy one. It only got more confusing when they had kids and couldn't tell who was calling for daddy until names were mentioned.

The guys

Rex // The dirty step-uncle. I did not understand the appeal upon first impression, but he turns out to be not as bad as he (or we) thought he was. Definitely a hell of a lot better than the new step-father (his brother). We'll get to him next.

Clara's new step-dad // doesn't even deserve a mention of his name (we forgot what it was anyway). He put up a devious front/facade, but he turns out to be a disgusting perv and all-around creep. I feel bad for the h's mom and anyone he may encounter.

Rex's two friends // Those guys and what they must've witnessed in the living room... But they took it like champs and were respectful about it and left without a sound. They seem like good lads.

The gals

Clara // For a clumsy virgin, she's a determined minx who knows how to seduce without even trying or realizing it. Get it, girl.

Clara's mom // She needs to be a better mom and dump the new creep of a husband after the way he treated Clara.

Lust at first page

(Loc 101)

Lust factor

3.5 flames

{Review} It's Complicated by Missy Johnson

Title: It's Complicated
Author: Missy Johnson
Release Date: December 13, 2017
Genre: Adult, Contemporary Romance

They call him the Anaconda, and I'm pretty sure it isn’t because he likes snakes.

Nick Jenson is my neighbor. My hot, oh-so-sexy, very-well-equipped neighbor that I’d spend hours watching from the safety of my bedroom window.

I saw lots of things I probably shouldn’t have. Sometimes I’d touch myself, imagining it were his hands roaming over my body instead of my own. I had just one mission—to find out if the rumors were true.

Then one day, he caught me watching him.

I was mortified. I was prepared to quit college, move to another country, and live the rest of my life saying, “Nick who?” But, apparently, life had other ideas.

Because Nick? Well, he isn’t just my neighbor… He’s also my father’s best friend. If I thought things were difficult before, they were about to get a whole lot more complicated.

Oh, and those rumors? Holy fuck, were they true…

What we liked

♥ Even with the old tired dad's best friend trope, it was more laid back/less restrained than other reads that follow a similar trope, which made it more fun

♥ The Hero has a huge... Anaconda ;-) *instert eggplant emoji*

♥ It's brimming with subtle and inteded sexual innuendos and double entreders

♥ The Hero and heroine shares more in common than just sex - both share a passion in architecture as well

♥ Nick's smart, observant and funny kiddos

What we didn't

• Um, subtle homophobic comment, much? (Loc 508)
• The Hero's kids are ages 10 and 8, why are you reading them bed time stories?
• Not enough epilogue

The guys

Nick // His huge... "anaconda" has earned quite the reputation with some ladies around town. But overall, he's a charming guy with a great work ethic, and a devoted dad to boot.

Dan // Anna's dad and Nick's best friend, and also next door neighbor. Although a couple of years older than Nick, he seemed a bit immature than Nick.

Max // Nick's son. He's 10 years old, but smarter and more observant than you might expect.

The gals

Anna // Our heroine who tamed Nick's huge... you get the idea.

Kayla // Anna's BFF and #1 cheerleader of the Anna/Nick ship. She's foreward and blunt without shame, but she's an amazing friend with a great personality and a filthy mind/mouth. We kind of want her to have a book of her own.

Milly // Nick's daughter. We like how chill she was, even for an 8 year old.

Mandy // Anna's dads girlfriend. She didn't have much of a presence, but she has a good judge of character. Hopefully she can reign in and tame Dan.

Lust factor

3.5 flames